Happy Birthday, America. We’re fans of your work — not the whole Vietnam War bit, Iran-Contra scandal, Pinochet thing or basically the whole Cheney Bush Years. All that stuff kind of sucked. Pretty hard, actually. But the good stuff — your Dodge Challenger SRT8s, Kate Upton showing us how to Cat Daddy in a bikini, […]

The great Magician returns for the 23rd edition of his Magic Tape series. We’ve spoken ad nauseum about the skills of Stephen Fasano before so we’ll spare you — just hit play below to stream (& download) the Magic Tape 23 mixtape, the perfect hour-long mix to kick off Memorial Day Weekend and the whole summer […]

Have y’all seen Fairly Legal? Yeah, me neither. Is it about a girl who hangs around in her apartment rolling around in panties and tank tops, occasionally pausing to brush her teeth in black underwear? Because if it’s not, then I got a treatment for a surefire summer hit. I’m gonna call it, Hot Girl […]

In arguably the most anticipated movie of the summer (and best sequel), the world’s worst partiers Phil (Bradley Cooper), Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and Stu (Ed Helms) hit up Thailand for Stu’s wedding, because they want a mellow, drama-less wedding this time around. So why on Earth would they choose Thailand is a plot hole we’ll […]