Thanks to everyone for participating in our Get Him to the Greek DVD and Blu-Ray giveaway. Congratulations to  Andrew, Brandon, Austin, Jenny and Esteban for picking up winning discs. Enjoy the flick…


20 Oct
Russell Brand, Jonah Hill and Puffy resurrect the rock star myth

Have you seen Get Him to the Greek? If you haven’t young lassie, you need to get on that ASAP — it’s one of the funniest movies of 2010, and was much more unpredictable than you’d think. Sure there were the hilarious requisite party scenes, but the movie had a lot more depth than expected […]


The continuing saga of one girl’s plight with unemployment…(read vol I,  vol II, vol III, vol IV, vol V,  vol VI, vol VII and vol. VIII) Last week my dad gave me some career/life advice. It went something like this: Dad: Honey, I’m real proud of your writing. Me: Thanks dad! Dad: How’s the job […]


23 Jun
Arguably the perfect pair of sunglasses

Quite simply, no matter how in-fashion or out-of-fashion they are, Ray-Ban Aviators will always be the definitive sunglasses for me. Oldmadman Mundt wore them when I was a nascent pup, and when I was rebelling from the fam I thought they were lame, and so I opted for big chunky Orange County surfer/skater glasses instead […]


18 Jun
Taking soft porn to an entirely new level

Do you ever look at porn and think sometimes they show a little too much? I’m no gynecologist, nor do I have any interest in becoming one, so sometimes the degree of graphicness they delve into leaves me wanting less. Much less. Now the Eizo Pin-up Calendar 2010 comes along and takes things to an […]


13 Apr
The perfect protection for spring

These limited edition Ray-Ban Wayfarers have just popped up, with only 100 pairs available in the USA. Made of 100% Zyl with real silver accents on the temple hinges, they make great protection for springtime festivities — in fact, they’d be perfect Coachella glasses. Boston’s own CNCPT boutique just got their hands on some, the […]


5 Apr
The Elf forgives the faults in lieu of the fun

First, I’m not claiming to be an unbiased movie reviewer here – I admit my love of the first Clash of the Titans has fully influenced my impression of this new one. It brought out the little girl in me and I pretty much couldn’t stop smiling throughout the movie, intellectually knowing that I was […]


1 Apr
The Elf goes back to her childhood to celebrate a classic

How can I express my deep love of Clash of the Titans? The kitschy Ray Harryhousen Clash of the Titans with the mechanical owl and the silly SFX (I admit Pegasus flying through the sky looks pretty silly, in a beautiful sort of way) and weird jump cuts and Harry Hamlin’s big, fat pre-Botox-era lips? […]