If most or all inventions come as a result of necessity, then this one takes the toilet cake. Richard “The Big Shit” Wharton, founder of the the Brown Corporation, was on day three at a festival and had to go. He didn’t want to use the port-a-shitter (can you blame him?) and didn’t want to contribute to the fertilization of the festival grounds. He saw a tissue box in the corner of his tent and the rest is history. We’ve all gotten hammered and shit in a tissue box, but Wharton is capitalizing on it. Now, if only I could find a market for shit-in-a-box —I’m piggy backing this train like a mofo. Wait, I’ve got it. Two girls, one box…Internet hall of fame, here I come.