This is just disgusting. I’m appalled at Lise Lefebvre’s so-called take on natural design, the Barenjager bear skin rug. I mean, there are only a handful of Persian Carpet Bears left in the world, and half of them live in captivity. The destruction of this bear could mean that the wall-mounted, singing fish population would skyrocket out of control. As a result, the Drunken Toothless Redneck beaver population of southern Saskatchewan would increase sharply. And we certainly don’t want another Christian Right movement.