If I were a dad, I’d give my kid a 20 minute Time Out if he had the audacity to get me some shitty tie for Father’s Day. I mean, a tie? Kid, get an imagination. If you’re gonna get something cliched for your old man, make it something he’ll actually enjoy. Case in point: the Dewar’s Father’s Day Sampler Pack, containing their most exclusive Scotch blends in a beautiful leather-bound case. The gift pack contains 200 ml bottles of Dewar’s 12 Year Old Special Reserve, Dewar’s 18 Year Old Founder’s Reserve, and Dewar’s Signature, the ultimate expression of the Dewar’s Blended Scotch Whisky range. Available for $100 at fine spirits retailers nationwide. Make yourself useless, kid — go pour Daddy a Scotch…