Oh my lord, I just can’t keep this to myself anymore. I stands all I can stands and I can’t stands no more. I really don’t like to put down people trying to push music, even styles I don’t care for. In a perfect world, no one’s taste is better than another’s. But in the […]
Celebutards
16
Dec
On a Brave Quest to Become Worst Music Magazine In the History of the Printed Word
Ummm…wow. American girls clearly don’t have enough real tragedy in their lives. The way that middle girl collapses you would’ve thought she just heard her mom was skulled by an oil rig piston. I would bag on these girls more except, this is kinda how I felt in November of 2004…
Now that Barack Obama has become president, Al-Qaeda’s gonna need new tools of recruitment. Dean & Deluca have decided to help out by offering the World’s Most Expensive Truffle: the $350 La Madeleine Au Truffle. And that’s not for a box, that’s for ONE PIECE. Hooray, Free World! Fritz Knipschildt, Maitre Chocolatier of Knipschildt Chocolatier, […]
27
Oct
Thank god for YouTube. Because of its greatness, Chris Berman has become like an idol to me. Nevermind his incomprehensible meltdown a couple years back, or the video of him hitting on chicks whilst drinking on the job — I’m talking about this nugget. Someone give homeboy his own reality TV show stat, where all […]
7
Oct
No need for an explanation. Enjoy!
30
Sep
Alright, I realize this isn’t the Huffington Post or something, but there’s something I gotta get off my chest… (Read Lo Pan’s Sarah Palin-inspired rant after the Jump)
4
Sep
Seriously, is this a joke? This is the person John McCain is suggesting should be one heartbeat away from the Presidency? One 72-year-old, 5-time cancer surviving heartbeat, at that? Didn’t I see this chick on The Hun giving blowjobs to 3 rednecks on a trash-strewn boat in Lake Havasu? I mean, are you for real? […]
A new pet has hit Hollywood: The Dexter Mini Cow. Fuck a Chihuahua — shit is passé. Yorkshire Terrier? Over it. A pugapoo?! Bitch please! Nah, you wanna be like Paris and Britney? It ain’t 2007 — put down those pooches and pick up a Dexter Mini Cow! Originally from mountainous areas of southern Ireland, […]
