Weapons

You don’t owe your enemies any kid gloves, but your suit is an entirely different story. If you’re the more violent breed of well-dressed gentleman, you’ll be delighted to discover Duncan Quinn‘s bullet cufflinks with blood-like crimson tips — men’s accessories of a different caliber, so to speak. Made in solid brass, but accented in soft, gentlemanly shades of color for […]


It could totally happen: You’re going to be trapped on a deserted island and you can only bring one thing. If that’s how this desert-island thing works, then you should probably bring the one thing that is all the things in one. Zubin has got its finger on the pulse of the survivalist scene, so if […]


19 Dec
The perfect notepad for journalizing your life after the apocalypse

If the world ever ends, you’re going to need to slice zombie brains and keep a diary in one arm motion — and that’s why ThinkGeek brings you the Tactical Notebook. For starters, it’s psychotically durable. That means the blood of the undead will wipe clean from its easy-clean surface and it’s got a much […]


8 Sep
Silverware for the barehanded fisherman

Utility-good company Civilware has figured out that a knife made from a file is a knife made from high carbon steel. The Striker II Utility Knife is then ground and annealed into a perfect shape and consistency. The result is a sharp, durable tool that will serve useful to workmen, hunters and backpackers alike. Add this must-have […]


Let’s face it: the Zombie Apocalypse is coming. Sure, some might say it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy, what with all our collective yearning for some sort of unspoken event/human wipe-out/viral calamity. But those people would be stupid — it won’t be humans that will destroy humanity, it’ll be zombies. Or cannibals. Or eye worms. Or vampires. […]


22 Jul
Because everything is better with machine-gun sound effects

If you’ve ever wondered whether receiving a paintball blast might be a little too intense for you, you probably didn’t attempt a bout with a Rambo-fied Jackson-Pollock machine like this one. Because the Breda M37 8MM Paintball Machine Gun probably is… for your opponent, anyway. This 30-lb gun measures a good 50″ long and comes with […]


The next time you need Scotty to beam up the volume, grab your Star Trek Original Series Phaser universal remote control. This pistol grippd infrared beam shooter will store up to 36 programmed gestures, thus transforming you into the true captain of your sofa/ship. And let’s not forget the most important feature, which, no, is […]


Whether you’re digging up chanterelles from the forest or psilocybins from a cow puck, you’re going to need the right hunting gear lest those mushrooms go for the getaway. Built with a curved steel blade for convenient harvesting, tweezers for plucking in-between thorns, a boar-hair brush for dirt removal and a nylon sheath, for $33 you […]