So GLOBE has a new throwback skateboard or something. I think it’s called “Bantam”, and they put together this genius Z-Boys-era tinged video to let y’all know. And it’s like a real deck with lifetime guarantees and something or other… wait, are you still reading this?! What’s wrong with you man?! Just play the damn […]


14 Nov
Start off the new year off with a bikini-clad model each month

Brooklyn Decker is everywhere these days. You’d think being in an Adam Sandler movie would be enough to completely destroy all artistic cred, but she’ll probably do more damage when she graces the big screen in the film version of the board game Battleship next year. Until that piece of cinematic turd drops on the […]


29 Jul
Surfrider Foundation slathers naked girls in oil... for a good cause

Look, we all hated the BP oil spill that happened last year — it was one of the worst environmental disasters in American history. It was a natural abomination, a gut-wrenching illustration of greed, corner-cutting and lack of accountability, and finally got that stupid Palin drone to drop the “Drill, baby, drill!” refrain from popping […]


24 Feb
The backwards told story of the worst vacation ever

God damn… if you’re a gamer surely you’ve seen this trailer for the upcoming XBOX 360 game Dead Island, but for those of you who aren’t, and probably haven’t seen it — and who also don’t mind being horribly disturbed on a mild Thursday morning/afternoon (depending where you live) — give it a whirl. Some […]


20 Oct
Internet accessibility for overseas magazine fashion

Vogue Hommes Japan was launched in September 2008, and is widely considered one of the best editions of the Vogue catalog. It recently made a mainstream splash in America with the controversial image of Lady Gaga wearing a meat bikini (oh that crazy Gaga!) on its cover, and is now making waves by releasing its […]


24 Jun
Add some meaning to your otherwise empty existence

This Tie Fighter Replica Helmet is just what you need to give a drop of meaning to your otherwise empty existence. Think about it: you’ve got that big presentation due in one hour, and you haven’t written a word of it. Anderson from the Ithaca office is on your back, saying your Powerpoint better kick […]


4 Aug
Sounds of a dubFrequency summer

Our friends over at dubFrequency have put out a 45-minute mix to celebrate their Saturday rooftop pool party at the Standard in downtown LA. Like the party itself, think the sonic equivalent of bikini’d girls in vintage glasses stealing swigs from vodka-filled water bottles cos the drinks cost way too much for them to afford. […]