28 Oct
A heavenly instrument of chilly justice

Sharper Image is one of those stores that can suck you in with their cornucopia of cool shit that you will never, ever really need in life. The Crossbow Snowball Launcher is just the latest in unnecessary items you can buy and store in your closet for a rainy, er, snow day. We may not […]


21 Feb
A cup of cocoa's worst enemy

Honestly, if there’s not a campfire nearby I truly can’t see any other use for a marshmallow than projectile launching a slew of them into my enemies. I mean, on the ranking system of awesome delectables they kind of suck, with a flavor hovering  just above lime-green hard candy and right beneath stale Pez. All […]


17 Dec
Helping inspire creativity and violence in a child's life

Is there a little guy in your life — son, nephew, cousin, godson, etc — whose life you’d like to fill with creativity and violence? Then you might want to look into lifelong LEGO gunsmith Martin Hüdepohl’s book, Badass LEGO Guns. First off, you’ll get the kid playing with LEGOs which anyone knows is a […]