6 Jun
Sure to keep up with your clumsy, drunken summer days

If you lost your sunglasses in a drunken stupor this past Sunday at the Standard rooftop, left a pair behind at a day festival, need a sturdy pair you can get down in while playing beach volleyball this summer, or simply need a new look but aren’t ready to commit to spending $100+, Neff’s new line […]


We’ve covered the Macallan “Masters of Photography” Albert Watson Scotch before, and now the premium Speyside distillery is featuring photographs from acclaimed photographer Annie Leibovitz as the third in their “Masters Of Photography” series. Known for working as a staff photographer for Rolling Stone, and more importantly the last person to photograph John Lennon, here the […]


How many three Excedrin mornings have you pulled yourself from a Don Julio-induced coma, heroically dragged yourself to a thankless job, only to fool no one that you’ve got “allergies” and instead unwittingly reinforced everyone’s fears that you may indeed have a Bukowski-level drinking issue. The best you can do is channel your inner Costanza […]


10 Nov
A perfectly civilized way to settle a drunken beef

So you throw a house party and in the middle of the debaucherous festivities you catch your friend drunkenly throwing pistachio shells into your toilet, so you whip a can of Schlitz at his moronic head. The almost-full can hits him across the head, ricochets into your vanity mirror, shatters in an explosion of glass […]


As if a home arcade system wasn’t already 200 kinds of awesome (200 being the number of games being available on the Octane 120 Pro), well, this one lets you hit the road in beer goggles too. That’s right officer, this vehicle is built to house a barrel and a half of sweet keg goodness, […]


28 Apr
A gorgeous Swede gets drunk with Stellan Skarsgard

The always stunning Lykke Li is back with her latest video, “Sadness Is a Blessing”, directed by Talik Saleh. Sure when you’re a gorgeous Swede drinking voluminous wine with Stellan Skarsgard sadness may be a blessing, but for the rest of us it just kind of sucks. Still, I’d watch Lykke be sad any day… […]


29 Mar
The natural evolution of Wasted German Youth

I suppose it was only a matter of time before WASTED GERMAN YOUTH took his craft-work and applied to Germany’s oldest and most valued profession: brewing. WASTED GERMAN BEER for now is not currently available in the US, but if you know a good beer store you may want to inquire about getting them to […]


7 Mar
Life After Corkage re-cycles corks into functional furniture

I’ve got some friends (I’m looking in your direction, Elf) for who this “Life After Corkage” Bar Stool and Ottoman would be a dream come true. Not only are you encouraged to drink wine on them (they are bar stools, after all), but then every cork you dispense with you upcycle, and fill up your […]