What exactly is up with the Japanese? They erect giant robots to defend themselves from really slow aliens, they manufacture robot bears to carry the incontinently shit-faced, and then they enslave the clumsy bastards to play soccer games to the death. What gives, Japan? Can’t you give these poor soulless bolts-n-transponders a break? Now you have them cooking up your Ramen too?! That’s like the easiest shit in the world to do yourself. Hell, it’s hot water and noodles — even sorority girls baked out of their gourds can make them…what happened to that famous Japanese work ethic…?

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