Comedy

Sometimes you stumble across weirdness on the interwebs and it’s difficult to ascertain whether it’s a helluva well made joke, or if there is a whole world of shit going on that I’m utterly and completely oblivious to. To wit: the Two Handed Great Sword. I really wish I was making this up, but apparently […]


You know how Ken from Sales has that Kobe bobblehead on his desk that he’s so proud of? And then there’s Judy over in Accounts Receivables with her Dwight from The Office bobblehead, who’s totally considers herself way outside the box? Well now you can show up both those chumps with your super clever Che […]


6 Apr
...not really, it's a joke, but a good one...

The iCade is the newest craze for the iPad phenomenon, having a much greater transformative power than say Interview or GQ magazine joining the Apple game. As ThinkGeek explains, “To use the iCade, gently slide the iPad into the docking cradle. The docking cradle uses a standard 30 pin connector to link the iPad to […]


16 Mar
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia release their latest branding schwag

Combining two of our favorite things — It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and Kool Keith — it’s the new Dick Towel, this time in “Black”. Who better to sing its praises than the borderline insane, stream-of-consciousness rapping, erstwhile nuthouse-committed former Ultramagnetic MCs frontman? The results are a bit mixed, I’d expect more from the genius […]


25 Feb
Scale a fish, let out some aggression

Do you have someone in your life that you fantasize about skewering like a gutted fish? Well then the Voodoo Knife Set is a fun, stylish and oh-so functional option to add to your kitchenwares. The heavy gauge durable stainless steel blades have hollow handles and a 25-year manufacturer warranty — and lest you think […]


26 Jan
Tell your imaginary girlfriend you love her and that you're a nerd in one single Valentine statement

Artist Betsy Stern created this just-for-nerds ASCII Heart Pendant — a 1.5″ tall Sterling silver pendant  handmade from 1mm thick sheet and tubing, depicting the internet-savvy sentiment <3 (aka the ascii heart). The < and 3 dangle freely, and it’s available with a 19 inch long 3mm leather cord or Sterling silver chain. Finished with […]


25 Jan
The essence of MJ...for better or for worse

It’s a fragrance that embodies the essence MJ—that is, the chemists who whipped up this concoction created a scent that would be sure to attract young boys. Aren’t there laws against this? Ok, ok, I know what some of you Thriller-fanatic, look-the-other-way type people are saying, “But MJ was the greatest pop artist of all […]


14 Jan
Japan + Robots + Breakdancing = Shoulda seen it coming

In our brave quest to cover all things robot and Japanese, may I present you with Japanese Breakdancing Robot. How can we be shocked? Let’s see, we’ve seen the Japanese invent robot bears to carry the incontinently wasted, they erect giant robots to defend themselves from really slow aliens, and then they enslave the clumsy […]