3 Sep
Geoffrey the Giraffe could be the greatest threat to our children

Assemblyman Phil Goldfeder is clearly the greatest thing to clean up the filthy streets of New York City since Mayor Ed Koch was chemical-dowsing trains back in Style Wars. Concerned that stores such as Toys ‘R Us are churning out a future generation of not just vandals but drug-dealing junkies, Assemblyman Goldfeder composed a letter to the […]


13 Jun
Sometimes you gotta let people know who to look out for

Having recently launched their online store, FUCT presents a new collaborated baseball jersey with authentic jersey makers Ebbets Field Flannels. Since 1988 Ebbets has been making custom, authentic wool-blend jerseys, jackets, and baseball caps from Seattle, WA. Ebbets sticks to the true roots of baseball regalia in all their products, and collaborations have usually been […]


1 Nov
...luckily this site will help you find it

Man, you know how sometimes you stumble across a website and think, “Holy crap! This site was built for me!” That’s exactly how I felt when I ran into I Cant Find My Phone. As a man who consistently “hides” his iPhone from himself — you know, just to make a slow day more interesting […]