Debuting this Thailand Toy Expo is a vivid, sexy and awesomely creepy scene built from the toy parts of Fool’s Paradise and JP Toys (and perhaps maybe just a tinge of Star Wars scrap parts). The image is a sexy hodgepodge of a Jedi-Jesus meets stripper cat-fight delivered in a lurid, mildly slapdash, deliciously blasphemous sort […]

What if the NFL existed in the Star Wars universe? Or rather, what if Jedi Knights traveled inter-dimensionally to our universe, and decided to make a little extra side cheddar playing professional ball? Chances are they’d pretty much kick everyone’s ass — I’d like to see what the Dagobah Yodas would do to Ndamukong Suh’s punk […]

Notorious Star Wars mercenary and Darth Vader’s secret weapon, Boba Fett has been manifested in Artfix+ Statue’s signature detail and easy-to-assemble quality. His gear matches his Return of the Jedi era outfit, with Fett posed in a fighting stance ever-ready for action. With interchangeable parts, the fan favorite can be displayed dispensing terror from his […]

These little dudes are mad high on my Xmas list. You mean I can light up my pad with tiny gun-toting robots, rusted and ready for battle? Shit, I’m all over that. Nanan is the creator of these quirky lighting bots, all fitted with big lamps on their heads for ultimate functionality. Some of the […]

Lando Calrissian’s cover of R. Kelly’s seminal stroke of genius, “Real Talk”, featuring the cast of Return of the Jedi. Tell me Leia, were there other guys there? Were there other guys there?! Real talk.

You’ve had Jabba the Hutt , Death Star Stormtrooper and Boba Fett on your feet, so why not get a little wild and throw some Chewbacca on there too? The latest addition in the adidas Originals x Star Wars Fall/Winter 2010 Collection, the Chewbacca version are the first boots in the collection. The brown on […]

We’ve clowned on the adidas vs Star Wars collection before (remember the Hoth Superskates?), and this is no exception. The latest in the adidas Originals x Star Wars Fall/Winter 2010 Collection is modeled ostensibly after the most famous giant talking piece of feces in Science Fiction History, Jabba the Hutt. The “Jabba The Hutt” Attitude […]

I’m not sure which I’d wear more, but I think I prefer these Conductor Hi “Super Death Star” Stormtrooper sneakers over the Jabba the Hutt Attitude His above. Not that they’re any less ostentatious, but the black colorway makes them significantly more wearable than emerald green. Another edition in the collaboration between adidas Originals and […]