When I was snot-nosed, bone-prone high-schooler, I used love to get my party on. When the house parties were scarce, it was pretty typical to find teen orgies of booze and herb consumption in places that teens do it best…public. This is a trend that still litters the streets and unoccupied hills of your neighborhood. Ah to be young and publicly drunk. When men were men and chicks pretended like they didn’t want it. Why not embark on that journey one more time? No, I’m not suggesting you troll Myspace for some pedo-tail — I’m talking about public intoxication and disorderly conduct, a drunken picnic if you will. For $5220, you can picnic in style with the Linley Shooting Companion. Leather handles, oiled Walnut, two crystal decanters with Rosewood lids, a cigar cutter with storage and a Walnut rack to house eight pewter shot glasses — it’s all there. Actual companions not included. Not into drunken picnics? Maybe take a briefcase filled with everything you’ll ever need to start your own drunken board meeting (it’ll be a lot more fun than that Linley watch table, that’s for sure).

One more detail pic of the components after the Jump…