Celebutards
22 Feb
Marquis Daniels elevates ego-stroking to absurd new levels

This amuses me for several reasons. First off, I love the Celtics so there’s that. Second, they call the pendant “life-size” but it’s clearly not (unless you were a fetus). And third, you gotta love a guy that would wear a pendant the size of a softball over his neck, and moreover make that pendant […]


25 Jan
The essence of MJ...for better or for worse

It’s a fragrance that embodies the essence MJ—that is, the chemists who whipped up this concoction created a scent that would be sure to attract young boys. Aren’t there laws against this? Ok, ok, I know what some of you Thriller-fanatic, look-the-other-way type people are saying, “But MJ was the greatest pop artist of all […]


12 Nov
Quite possibly the scariest film since Glitter

How nobody has stepped up to make a documentary like this is hard to believe, but given the trailer it seems respected documentary filmmaker Chris Atkins (Taking Liberties) may have really put together something truly groundbreaking: “Star Suckers is a feature documentary about the celebrity obsessed media, that uncovers the real reasons behind our addiction […]


Wow. I don’t know whether I like Arnold more or less after watching this, but man oh man does this guy have balls of steel. Actually, it goes well beyond cajones — this is just straight up lecherous. He could out-creep Dov Charney in the Creepy Weird Dude Finals. Or Larry from Three’s Company. I […]


17 Apr
Bringing the Boring & Mundane Details of Everyone's Life Straight to You

I’m a bit torn on Twitter. In some ways it’s a ridiculously self-aggrandizing timesucker, polluting the ethersphere with the pointless ramblings of very uninteresting people leading very uninteresting lives. On the other hand, it’s how I found out Diplo is working on some Asher Roth dubstep remixes. So I guess the more accurate fact of […]


I think I was too trigger happy with that earlier Comedy Fridays post; I should’ve waited to see this late night gem. It’s Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman and man is he coming across like a total douche. I’m not the biggest JP fan to begin with — I think dude is radically over-rated. I mean, […]


Yes, it’s well know Dov Charney is a sweaty perv, but this gets a bit too self-righteous for my taste. Sure he made mad loot getting horny Flikr-famous LES girls to pose for his disposable hipster gear, but is that a reason to hate? So did Terry Richardson, and everyone seems to be on that […]


The fact that this is the first legit DVD of Warhol’s silent film work pretty much makes it a must for fans. Shot at the infamous Factory studio between 1964 and 1966, and set to a newly commissioned soundtrack by Dean Wareham and Britta Phillips, the 13 subjects cover luminaries such as Dennis Hopper, Lou […]