Firsts are much appreciated here at the Supermarket, but none more than the OPC Computer Amplifier Speaker. It’s a PC with decent specs, it’s an amplifier that will piss off your neighbor, it’s the first of its kind. Plug in an array of instruments and even your iPod to be dealt a thunderstruck blow to […]
30
Apr
The OPC delivers high quality sound from a PC
30
Apr
Yet another device for Japanese payback
Maybe it’s payback for the two nukes we dropped on them in doublya-doublya-two, but Japan has really put the sword to the shogun on this one. The Kaoiro Japanese Emoticon Stamp looks harmless enough at first glance, but actually contains thousands of punctuation characters that can be used to stamp some 2000 different emoticons. I […]
29
Apr
Take a load off, pull up a...strap
A design borrowed from the Ayoreo Indians of Northern Paraguay, Chairless allows you sit…well…chairless. It’s essentially a belt that sits down on your knees and around your back, giving you support while sitting *ahem* Indian style. Portions of the money made from Chairless sales will go to the Foundation for Paraguayan Indian Communities.
20
Apr
Don't trust the robots, they seek world domination
Armed with an Android phone and an olive branch in one hand and a teeny ray gun in the other, these little robots are bent on world domination. They’ve already lulled our friends over at Google into a false sense of grandeur, poor bastards. And what’s worse, the robots have tricked artist and toy designer […]
20
Apr
These iPhone stands will forking blow your mind
What’s the difference between an iPhone and a spoon? One you eat with, and the other you use to make and receive wireless transmissions. Get it? You’ve already heard that joke, I guess. Well, the Forked Up Art series has hashed out these differences with iPhone stands made from your favorite cutlery. Maybe not your […]
12
Apr
Diamonds are forever, but time antiquates technology
I know we all love bling and we trust our upper-class to make irrational decisions when it comes to frivolously spending their money, but this is ridiculous. Charging $215,000 for a cellphone seems crazy when you consider that it will fall out of fashion the following year. It’s almost as crazy as buying a diamond […]
12
Apr
Make private calls in public
When I really need to score some drugs I don’t use my cell phone to do so, that’s how you get caught. Public phones are the way to go when calling your dopeman. What can I say, we are an addicted culture. That’s why when I make my call to the neighborhood pharmacy for my […]
9
Apr
Clean up smudges with multifunctional clothing from Japan
When I was a young lad, life was so much simpler. Clothes weren’t just what kept me from being naked, they also did well to keep me clean. As a toddler, if I dug my face into a bowl of Spaghetti O’s I knew that my little shirt would be there to bear the brunt. […]
