You know who’s gotta be more stoked than anyone for Charlie Sheen’s recent massive public psychological unraveling? Lindsay Lohan — seriously, that girl’s gotta be so stoked that there’s a new celebrity punchline in town, one that’s done so much cocaine it makes Lindsay look like a harmless After School Special. Of course regardless of […]


The continuing saga of one girl’s plight with unemployment…(read vol I,  vol II, vol III, vol IV, vol V,  vol VI, vol VII, vol. VIIIvol IX, vol X,  vol XI, vol XII,  vol XIII and vol XIV) I’m a prime target for pyramid schemes, Scientology, and cults in general right about now. Writing is nifty and babysitting helps but the need for some serious income is […]


17 Feb
Scorsese's masterpiece, as interpreted by strippers, porn stars and Amanda Le Pore

Taxi Driver, infamous in its time for its brutal violence and copious bloodshed, gets the very unexpected David LaChappelle treatment in this photoshoot from defunct magazine Deliciae Vitae. The high end erotic fashion publication’s contributors over the years included premier couture photographers such as David Bailey, Vincent Peters, Max Vadukul, Enrique Badulescu, Rankin, Harri Peccinotti […]


13 Sep
The action figures sex world of Alex Kliszynski

London-based artist and photographer Alex Kliszynski has made an interesting series of Photoshopped photographs conflating porn with Barbie dolls. As Alex explains: “The main body of my work is a number of human-dolls that aim to raise questions about the numerous images of the objectified and idealised body that we see in the mass media…I […]


18 Jun
Taking soft porn to an entirely new level

Do you ever look at porn and think sometimes they show a little too much? I’m no gynecologist, nor do I have any interest in becoming one, so sometimes the degree of graphicness they delve into leaves me wanting less. Much less. Now the Eizo Pin-up Calendar 2010 comes along and takes things to an […]


18 Mar
I can hear 1,000 nerds simultaneously locking their doors forever

I may have imagined it as a child, but I never would have believed that 3D video games would become personalized for your home. But with the emergence of highly interactive gaming devices, and a resurgence in the 3D movie craze, I can’t say I’m entirely shocked. Introducing the Virtusphere, a new virtual reality system […]


21 Oct
It's like a condom for your magazines

Designer Yu-hun Kim has come up with the perfect way for you to protect your porn magazines (if you still do the deed to print, grandpa). I know that while I’m in my study and engaged in leisurely reading of my copy of War and Peace—in Russian, mind you—I like to keep things nice and […]


12 Oct
What will you think of your answers a year from now?

The idea of a time capsule is one that always intrigues us as a species, otherwise we wouldn’t keep doing it. We take pictures so we can remember…ummm…all the times we got wasted in Tijuana, blacked out and tried to jerk off the donkey…we’ve all done that, no? Our friends remind us, but pictures immortalize […]