The Eternal Summers are a duo of hazy-minded musicians emerging from the forests of Roanoke, Virginia, eager to share their dream punk to whoever can bring their music to the world at hand. Comprised of singer/guitarist Yun and drummer Daniel Cundiff, the inverted White Stripes duo are both members of the Magic Twig Community, “a […]


The Tantalus case by esteemed British woodworker David Linley is something every gentlemen worth his weight in scotch should have in their household. Made of Macassar ebony, dark stained walnut and nickel engraving plates, the lead crystal decanters held within can be safely locked — that way no wandering snifter poachers can get their hands […]


24 Nov
Audi re-designs its luxury flagship with world domination in mind

All images taken exclusively for Lost In a Supermarket by Robert Kerian. To celebrate the 3rd generation of its full-size luxury sedan, the A8, Audi essentially took over Miami’s Art Basel last December and hosted a series of opulent events to usher its unveiling. Taking over the Fountainbleau Hotel in South Beach with their Audi […]


11 Nov
Security Wizard's Nylon Cord Wrapped Brass Knuckle Buckle

Imagine yourself walking down a dark alley, late at night. Suddenly, some menacing hoodied figure approaches asking you for some nylon cording cause his shoelace broke. You’d be helpless — no nylon cord to offer him ad hoc shoelaces, and no weapon to defend yourself if he was up to any funny business. Security Wizard […]


Have you ever found yourself smuggling Korean nuclear plans over an armed border? Have you ever needed to manually transfer millions of Swiss Francs to Luxembourg, but didn’t have the proper luggage to do so? Have you ever been entrusted with the blueprints to secret ballistic warheads secured in a Sophia black market poker game, […]


28 Apr
The first episode of Diplo's serial music documentary

As described on Mad Decent, “Diplo’s been working on a new documentary series for Current called No One is Safe, where he sort of Anthony Bourdains on the music scenes he’s deep into and explores their origins/history/current state, etc. This is the pilot, on New Orleans Bounce music, and it turned out to be really […]


1 Feb
Because regular storage is for losers

I used to think that the coolest thing about storage facilities was that some of them had air conditioning. That’s nothing compared to what the Robo Vault is packing. It’s completely automated. And this 465-unit building in Fort Lauderdale can hold its own against a Category 5 hurricane packing 200-mph winds. I haven’t  been able […]


27 Jan
Keep your watches wound for any quirky sitcom mission

Ladies, we’ve got the perfect Valentines Day gift for your man’s collection of replica Swatches from Parker Lewis Can’t Lose (besides the obvious choice of a scrap-metal compactor), the Underwood Jewelry Safe & Watch Winder. Not only will this wonder-box safely store up to 40 of his Velcro-strapped timepieces — keeping them safe from public […]