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I know it’s not an international holiday, but dammit if it shouldn’t be. Instead of spreading “democracy” and “freedom”, I think America should concentrate on spreading “Thanksgiving” — easily the best American invention. What’s there not to like? You sit around all day, watch football, eat till you slip into a tryptophanic coma, and drink […]

Whattup kindly readers! Not only have we been dealing with some internal issues as we switched providers, but this all happened as we were commissioned to write a story on scuba diving in Grenada. Bullshit, you say? We swear it’s true! And the story — as well as a constant stream of new content — will be […]

Assemblyman Phil Goldfeder is clearly the greatest thing to clean up the filthy streets of New York City since Mayor Ed Koch was chemical-dowsing trains back in Style Wars. Concerned that stores such as Toys ‘R Us are churning out a future generation of not just vandals but drug-dealing junkies, Assemblyman Goldfeder composed a letter to the […]

We were trying to find that “Please Stand By: Technical Difficulties” image from The Simpsons — you know, the one where the camera guy’s all drunk, and kicks the cable out unintentionally? But couldn’t find one that wasn’t all blurry so we’ll have to go with the traditional color bars above. While not actually undergoing […]

Eva Green is a French-born twin-sister-having starlet, which means she already has enough built-in femme factors to provide a forest full of wood. But now, let’s add her visibility that’s got her scandalous Sin City 2 poster rejected by the MPAA. Apparently those self-proclaimed judges of propriety got wild upon the site of her underboob, in conjunction […]

…just because this is stoner lotion. Apothecanna is a new line of skincare products founded by an industrial designer and Aveda-vet. Smart guy, for someone is finally applying the concept of medicinal marijuana in ways beyond an ingredient in a Buddahfingers candy bar that will drop you on your ass. The Colorado apothecary is notable, and perhaps […]

This certainly won’t be the first time that Italian street-art master Blu has brought the mural to the next level, ranging from getting whitewashed within a day for a “controversial” anti-war piece in Los Angeles, to just general bad-assery, Big Bang style. Blu, a must-see in the graffiti-mural world for years now, often fueled by […]