TV
29 Jan
Which will be better — the shirts or the final season?

I admit I used to be a Lost maniac, but mostly for the first 3 seasons then I got progressively less interested, and I think I only saw a couple last season. Well now that this is the final season, I’m thinking about powering up the old Season Manager on my Tivo and get excited […]


21 Jan
Hit play, fight through the muddle and pluck the genius

Yes, the quality is crap and half the microphones are blown, but if you have 20 minutes in your day then you have time for Mick Jones on TV Party. The cult landmark TV Party (re-released awhile back on DVD) was a free cable access show in New York City that ran from 1978 to […]


8 Jan
Islands + Michael Cera + acid + space angels = No You Don't

I used to love Michael Cera back in the Arrested Development days just cos he was rad, then when he started playing the same gosh-gee-whillickers guy in the hoodie in every damn movie where they couldn’t get Napolean Dynamite he started getting on my nerves. Lately, I’m starting to like homeboy again. Maybe it’s that […]


9 Dec
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia's contribution to the holiday spirit

I really love It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I mean, like, I really fucking love it. I only got into it on the 3rd season which at first was a bummer but then not really, cos it supplied me and my roommate with a couple weeks of marathon sessions of their idiocies. He’s German and […]


1 Dec
Delving into the secretive and violent lives of seemingly ordinary people...

You know how you think you know someone and then they go off and do something totally unexpected? Well that’s what’s happening right now. I worked with Bernie Su at the magazine I edited awhile back, he was our in-house technical guru / new media manager. I knew he was up to some stuff on […]


The latest installment of Commercials-That-Don’t-Make-Me-Want-To-Shank-Myself-In-the-Retina is HunterGatherer‘s spot commissioned by Fuel TV. Why do I suddenly feel the desire to eat glue and pee myself in a sandbox? Those wooden blocks are bringing back some pretty strange memories…


21 Oct
Secret Agents + Stir Fridays = Just the Tip

If Archer maintains being half as funny as its pilot, it’s gonna be perma-locked into my Tivo. Created by Adam Reed of Sealab 2021 fame, the show follows the exploits of the self-absorbed, narcisistic secret agent Sterling Archer who seems to survive on a shaky diet of lascivious ignorance and nepotism alone (his mom is […]


20 Oct
Now all you need to do is bang your kid's school teacher

In the Could’ve Seen This Coming From a Mile Away category, Brooks Brothers got the nod to release the official Mad Men suit, and it’s about time. Everyone from Banana Republic to Lids to Hot Dog On a Stick has been dressing their window displays with Mad Men-like suits, so it’s about time someone did […]